How Many Pushups Can You Do?

Look at the size of his hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McDonald's serves raw chicken

mmmmmm...appetizing.

Chewing gum changes your BO

Ahh...so many stereotypical demeaning comments rapidly running through my head about this....

NYC wants mugger's head

This is beyond disturbing...Gooooo crackheads!!!!

How not to exit a parking garage

Reminds me of a girl i saw get run over by her own car, similar fashion. and we allow these people to have licenses?

Alligators may lose their protected status in Florida as residents' complaints mount

I havent seen this much popularity on a topic since Britney shaved her head.

A Saturday with tha Vimeo crew... from awesomevanessa

yay! i like this game! it's quite fun.

Casey Pugh - Web Development

Casey's well on his way to being the next contestant on the reality show "Beauty and the Geek."

Guitar Hero II 360 Screens

Casey, I'm sure gonna miss you when this comes out...

Dad Puts Mentos In Coke Bottle

I think the dad should be the one to wear the coke soaked clothes.

Cthulhu Leather Doll.

no witty comment here. just laughter!

So You Think You Can Do A Better Job?

I'm voting for Alexander Stevens in the next election. He'll definitely do a much better job than the present. Don't know who that is? He's my nephew. He's 3, but he's really on top of things. He uses words in the correct manner more than W, so he's got a shot, right?

Columbine High School evacuated on bomb threat

We couldn't carry real backpacks in my high school bc so many kids carried guns. There was a "hood fight" at least once a month, we couldn't have homecoming bc riots always broke out, and once, in 11th grade, we were on lock down and couldn't leave 1st period till lunch time, and then couldn't go to our lockers for a week. Gosh, I sure do miss high school.

Why you should keep cash "under your mattress"

This IS a great idea. Now, I just have to find some twenties to stash...

Astronaut charged with kidnap attempt (AP)

It's such a shame that someone with such big intelligence would flip out over a cheating man. Seems like a waste.

swfIR swf Image Replacement

You guys are such nerds. :-)

A Valentine for Perfect Strangers.

Weird. My cats usually super imposed their heads on Perfect Strangers spinoff show's favorite nerd, Urkel. Maybe that's why they didn't have the success rate of Otto.

Paula Abdul: 'I've never been drunk'

Maybe the "botched manicure" was a secret intravenous alcohol flow that the TV gods conspired to inject into her as a ratings experiment. That makes sense.

Britain ranked worst for childhood

Maybe that's why they drink so much in Britain. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

Guitar Hero Grannies In The Wild

Yep, one day, you'll come home and find both Casey and Bryan sitting in front of GH2 with their old lady do's, Dr. Scholl's shoes and octogenerian stature just rockin out to Free Bird.