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				<title><![CDATA[&quot;Not Just Western Developers Making This by Themselves.&quot; [Silent Hill Homecoming]]]></title>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/david_lynch_thumb_up.jpg" class="postimg center" style="display:block;display:block;" /> For upcoming <i>Silent Hill</i> title <i>Silent Hill: Homecoming</i>, Konami had Western studio Foundation 9 do the developing duties. How does the original Japanese team feel about that? Series composer and producer Akira Yamaoka states:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>Silent Hill</i>'s identity is that Japanese teams create the kind of horror that takes place in the U.S. I'm not saying this in a negative way, but Japanese people creating a story taking place in the U.S. was part of <i>Silent Hill</i>'s identity. This time we worked with a Western development team, with Japanese members also involved, so it's not just Western developers making this by themselves. We are involved, too. So it's different from the past iterations of <i>Silent Hill</i>, but I think it is something new and very interesting.<br> <br> Yamaoka goes on to say that half the Japanese team members are really into David Lynch (pictured) movies like <i>The Elephant Man</i>. The other half are into other movies, it seems. Good for them.</p> <p><a href="http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=18984">Yamaoka Interview</a> [Gamasutra] [<a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/02/david_lynch_wideweb__470x317,0.jpg">Pic</a>]</p> </blockquote> <br style="clear: both;"/>
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				<link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/kotaku/full/~3/310296619/not-just-western-developers-making-this-by-themselves</link>
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				<title><![CDATA[SPENCER HIGGINS | 28]]></title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:37:10 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[prrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></title>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://ffffound.com/image/dc85410662ccbd9655542fc4b27fd00ba09011b6"><img src="http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/dc85410662ccbd9655542fc4b27fd00ba09011b6_m.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><p>via <a href="http://www.prrr.tv/">http://www.prrr.tv/</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ffffound/everyone/~4/310262891" height="1" width="1" /> ]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:42:39 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Hideo Kojima At NYC's Metal Gear Solid 4 Midnight Launch [Epic Madness]]]></title>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/lineoutside.JPG" class="postimg center" style="display:block;display:block;" />This was the scene outside the <i>Metal Gear Solid 4</i> midnight launch at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square, New York City. The epic crowds were here to get their brand-new copy of the game signed by Hideo Kojima, who was in attendance with the lovely Yumi Kikuchi, the voice and model for the "Beauty" Raging Raven.</p> <p>The real madness took place inside, of course. Hit the jump for full details.</p> <p><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/madscene1.JPG" class="postimg center"></p> <p>Kojima's signing took place on the bottom floor of the three-story megastore, and throngs of people had already started lining up long before the event had begun to kick off. When I arrived, the energy was unbelievable, with crowds periodically chanting Kojima's name or "Metal Gear! Metal Gear!"</p> <p><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/madscene2.JPG" class="postimg center"></p> <p>I chatted up some fans in line, and when one person told me he'd just bought a PS3 specifically for this game, some six or seven other people immediately chimed in that they had, too. Everyone there identified themselves as a diehard franchise fan who couldn't wait to meet the creator.</p> <p>After a bit of waiting, an announcement let the crowd know that Kojima himself was about to appear. People went <i>nuts</i>, and began chanting his name in chorus anew, raising their fists in the air:<br> <img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/chanting.jpg" class="postimg center"></p> <p>When Kojima descended the escalator, a flurry of cameras, flashbulbs and cheers erupted. In this blurry little pic I took, Kojima is waving to everyone as he comes down. Sorry for the poor quality, but I actually think my hands were shaking - the high energy and anticipation were very contagious!<br> <img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/kojimaescalator.JPG" class="postimg center"></p> <p>Here, Kojima has taken his place at the table with Ms. Kikuchi. Forgive my finger in the frame. There was a big rush of people trying to get photos and I had to snap quickly!<br> <img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/thumbsup.jpg" height="375" width="500" class="postimg center"></p> <p>As a game journalist, I of course have to maintain a fair and balanced objectivity when writing about games. But on a personal level, I am a mammoth fan of the <i>Metal Gear Solid</i> series and always have been. So when I got the chance to shake Kojima's hand, I must confess I babbled like a nut, and I think I said, "Thank you I love Snake please bring him back thank you I love Metal Gear thank you!"</p> <p>I've seen a few midnight launches here in New York City, but never have I seen anything game related of this scale and spectacle. There had to have been a few hundred people there, everyone buzzing with excitement. Very cool!</p> <br style="clear: both;"/>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Metal Gear Solid 4 Gameplay: Hot Camo Action [Metal Gear Solid 4]]]></title>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="gtembed" width="480" height="392"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=35081"/><param name="quality" value="high" /><embed src="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=35081" swLiveConnect="true" name="gtembed" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="true" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="408"></embed></object><br /> Having played a bit of MGS4, I'd say the most impressive thing has got to be the game's new active camo system. The above clip does a neat job of showing that off, as Snake crawls around a plaza shifting his camo to fit his surrounds, staying suitably disguised. OH. Wait, no. That's the <em>second</em>-most impressive thing. The <em>most </em>impressive thing is how, at his age, Snake can keep his buns so <em>tight</em>.</p> <br style="clear: both;"/>
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				<title><![CDATA[Handwrench Is A Real Hand Wrench, But Not A Real Hand, Or A Real Practical Wrench]]></title>
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This is the Handwrench by designer Paul Julius Martus.  It's a hand wrench, with a little <em>hand</em> on the end.  BWAHAH HA HA HA!  Some people, so clever.  I'm pretty sure it's just an art piece though, seeing how your little fingers would probably break off if you were trying to bust a real serious nut loose.  Still, Paul gets clever points for being clever with the little hand.  But I get 2x clever points for that bust a nut thing I said.  
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Handwrench </a>[notcot]

Thanks Shawn, you wanna come over and help me build a deck? ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/handwrench_is_a_real_hand_wren.php</link>
				<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:00:11 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Wake Up Equipment: DANGERBOMB CLOCK Goes Boom -- Boom, All Up In Your Room!]]></title>
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The $22 DANGERBOMB CLOCK looks like a bomb and shouldn't be taken on flights.  It's the next generation in wake up <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2006/06/pattern_clock_forces_users_to.php">equipment </a>that <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/03/gun_operated_alarm_clock.php">requires</a> you to <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/the_carpet_alarm_clock.php">do something</a> besides <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/another_annoying_alarm_clock_t.php">slap a button</a> to actually turn the damn thing off.  How does it work?  Per the translated Amazon Japan page:

<blockquote>Product specifications:

Do not happen in the explosion and quickly ugh? KACHI KACHI KACHI... wake-up time bomb-type device! Danger Bomb Clock!! Danger Bomb Clock!! 

DOKI DOKI DOKI... "What a piece of wire to stop the explosion I can...?!" In film and television, to stop the time bomb which one should staple a line scene.  Such a scene reminiscent of a time bomb alarm clock, and a parody of fun.

Set in a predetermined number of hours to the sound of heavy explosions.  In other words, turn off the alarm switch in the explosion, three of the wiring was imitated one of a number. Three, how to stop it is through daily random set.  This will also no longer be late?  Daily life for the thrill and excitement...!</blockquote>

Basically the alarm goes off and one of the colored lights blinks indicating which wire you have to separate to turn it off.  If you choose the wrong one it makes loud explosion noises and scares the shit out of your cats.  Simple as that.  Now I'm not totally sure what happens if you just disconnect all the wires the night before, but if I had to guess I'd say I'm fuckin' MacGyver!

And he's the bottom.

<a href="http://64.233.179.104/translate_c?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.co.jp%2F%25E3%2583%2590%25E3%2583%25B3%25E3%2583%2597%25E3%2583%25AC%25E3%2582%25B9%25E3%2583%2588-%25E8%25B5%25B7%25E5%25BA%258A%25E8%25A3%2585%25E7%25BD%25AE-DANGERBOMB-CLOCK%2Fdp%2FB000LPRZTS&amp;">Translated Amazon Product Page</a>

Thanks to Redd, who actually taught MacGyver everything he knows. ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/wake_up_equipment_dangerbomb_c.php</link>
				<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:00:20 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[LEGO Johnny Five Is(n't) Alive]]></title>
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This is a LEGO Johnny Five.  As you may recall, he's the robot from such films as <em>Short Circuit </em>and <em>Short Circuit 2</em>.  Brothers Brick user rack911 made him, and I've got to admit he's looking pretty damn good.  Small, but good.  Especially the eyes.  They remind me of an ex-girlfriend's.  Blue and piercing.  That chick could burn a damn hole through your skull if she stared long enough.  Although truthfully, she was a lot less like an actual girlfriend and a lot more like the Chirsty Brinkley poster I hung above my bed in college.  Ahh, she and I shared many romantic evenings in that dormroom after my roommate was safely asleep.  And sometimes when he wasn't.  HAHA, I caught you watching that one time, Ben!

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				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/lego_johnny_five_isnt_alive.php</link>
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				<title><![CDATA[Freaking Brilliant: A Subway Pole Dancer]]></title>
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In public transportation news, police in Bucharest, Romania are looking for some chick that performs pole dances on the city's subway between stations and then passes around a can for donations.  That's actually her in the picture (that looks like it was taken with a pinhole-cameraphone through a paper bag).  

<blockquote>Passengers described the dancer, photographed by a passenger's mobile phone, as a "well-dressed, attractive, student-like young woman".

Her modus operandi is to play Tom Jones's <em>You Can Leave Your Hat On</em> on a portable CD player while taking off her clothes and dancing around a pole.

One passenger, George Stancu, who witnessed the act, said: "I can't say I didn't like the show but I found it unusual. There are lots of kids who travel by underground and I just don't think it's proper."

A police spokesman said the woman faced charges and a fine for indecent exposure and public begging if she is caught in the act.</blockquote>

Indecent exposure?  That's probably the only decent exposure those people have seen in years.  I can't believe this.  I mean, charges and a fine? A key to the city, sure, maybe even a national holiday named after her -- but a fine?  

Uncensored picture (which looks like a shapely pixelated woman in bra and underwear) after the jump. ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/freaking_brilliant_a_subway_po.php</link>
				<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:00:37 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Thanks NASA!: Visible Magnetic Fields]]></title>
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NASA, who should be focusing their efforts on a way to blast me out of the solar system, is instead making movies with visible magnetic fields.  Not sure how this is gonna help me bed an alien chick, but whatever, it's freaking awesome so I'll let it slide.  

<blockquote>Scientists from NASA's Space Sciences Laboratory have made (magnetic fields) visible as "animated photographs," using sound-controlled CGI and 3D compositing. It makes the fields, as explained by the scientists, dance in an absolutely gorgeous movie called Magnetic Movie.</blockquote>

Be sure to check out a ton more pictures and the movie after the jump, it's some serious eye candy.  Now NASA needs to get to work on making a pair of glasses that can do this in real time.  Then we could all, you know, get high and make Magneto put on a light show.

Hit the jump for a ton more awesomeness.  Oh, and even though it sounds like it, the woman in the video does not say "hairy balls" at 0:45, she says <em>hairball</em>.  This is science people, get your heads out of the gutter. ]]></description>
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				<title><![CDATA[Microwave PC Failed To Heat My Kid Cuisine]]></title>
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What's cooler than a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/01/beaver_casemod_is_scary_distur.php">beaver casemod</a>?  Well, not this microwave casemod, but it's pretty damn close.  Check out the desktop background -- it looks like they're cooking microwavable lasagna!  LOL!  ROTFL!  Listen, I promise to kidney punch myself as hard as I can for typing that.  <em>*UMPH*</em>  Oh man that was a good one, I'm gonna need to change boxers.

<a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/microwave_pc_wo.php">Microwave PC won't heat your leftovers</a> [dvice]

Thanks Shawn, now lets start a fire and grill some shit ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/microwave_pc_failed_to_heat_my.php</link>
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				<title><![CDATA[Shoes For The Gaming Hooker With No Purse]]></title>
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In case you couldn't tell or are having your mommy read this aloud while you eat a bowl of breakfast cereal, these are some <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/high_technology_shoes_for_pros.php">prostitutey  shoes</a> with embedded Gameboys.  I assume they're either 1. for gaming hookers that don't carry purses, or 2. for those who service johns that think their penises are just nonfunctional joysticks and only frequent prossies to cry about how hard their favorite Zelda games are.  <em>*sniffle* </em>  Your money's on the Wii, now make like the Water Palace in <em>Ocarina of Time</em> and get lost.  

Several more styles after the jump, in case you're in the market. ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/post_21.php</link>
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				<title><![CDATA[Terminator: Salvation' Ending Revealed to be Stupid]]></title>
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Want to know the <a href="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/06/terminator_salvation_ending_re.php">probable ending to Terminator: Salvation</a> long before its release? Want to be horribly disappointed in something beyond your control? Then look under the cut!

<a href="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/06/terminator_salvation_ending_re.php">Continue Reading "'Terminator: Salvation' Ending Revealed to be Stupid"</a> ]]></description>
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				<title><![CDATA[Star Trek: The Next Generation Rap]]></title>
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Who didn&#8217;t love Star Trek: The Next Generation at one time or another?  Well, I can&#8217;t say that I ever *loved* it, but I liked it enough to watch an awful lot of it once upon a time.  Has it really been FOURTEEN YEARS since the series ended?  Wow.  This video by &#8220;Those Aren&#8217;t Muskets&#8221; has some clever and funny jokes.  Warning: might be a little bit racy..  Example lyric:  I left the holodeck with a hollow dick.  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClP8n6asn3w">YouTube</a>.</p> ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/star-trek-the-next-generation-rap/</link>
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				<title><![CDATA[Tom Waits's dog food commercial]]></title>
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Matt sez, "Tom Waits, well-known for his litigation against advertisers who imitate his sound for commercials, apparently recorded one commercial of his own. And it's for dog food."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOMPU18QjA">Link</a>

(<i>Thanks, <a href="http://www.mattstaggs.blogspot.com/">Matt</a>!</i>)<br style="clear: both;"/>
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				<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/255563585/tom-waitss-dog-food.html</link>
				<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:38:30 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Emoticons For Driving Are A Horrible Idea]]></title>
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Drivemocions are animated LED emoticons for your car.  You just stick the suction cup to your back window, and presto -- you become a dangerous hazard and reason enough for me to road rage on that ass like a tank.  The faces are controlled via wireless controller, so you can pay even less attention to the road and more attention making sure you picked just the right emoticon to let others know you're a douchnozzle.  They can be bought <a href="http://www.drivemocion.com/">here</a> for $50-$70, but I will go ballistic if anyone says they want one or thinks they're a good idea.  Shit, phone.

That was the wife.  Said she just bought the coolest car accessory ever.  She wouldn't say what it was, but I have a bad feeling.  So if you'll excuse me I need to plant a few landmines in the driveway.

<strong>UPDATE</strong>: Turns out she got one of those dancing hula girls for the dashboard!  Unfortunately her grass skirt got charred a bit in the explosion.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoNYgogTui8">
Youtube</a>

Thanks Shannon, you didn't send me that because you liked them, right? ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/emoticons_for_driving_are_a_ho.php</link>
				<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:19:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Once You Pop, You'll Wish You Hadn't: Iconic Pringles Can Designer Buried In Pringles Can]]></title>
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Fredric J. Baur was responsible for designing the Pringles potato crisp packaging system commonly referred to by non-jargonists as the Pringles can.  But alas, Baur's expiration date passed in May and he requested his family bury a portion of his ashes in one of the cans he was so proud of.  He was 89.  Still no word if he specifically asked for a Sour Cream & Onion can, but I think we can all agree that's the best flavor.

R.I.P. Fredric Baur, I hope you're riding that great hyperbolic paraboloid saddle shaped chip in the sky

<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/02/ashes-of-pringles-can-des_n_104687.html">Pringles Can Inventor Buried In Pringles Can</a> [huffingtonpost]

Thanks Justin, let's pop and not stop in Fredric's honor ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/once_you_pop_youll_wish_you_ha.php</link>
				<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:30:13 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Cheating: Jesus As An Invisible Teammate]]></title>
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These are Jesus Inspirational Sports Statues for kids.  They cost $25 apiece and I just ordered the whole set.

<blockquote>Handpainted resin statues on a solid wood base are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete. These statues portray Jesus actively participating with boys and girls in a variety of sports. A wonderful way to reinforce Jesus "as friend" in everyday activities. Sizes vary from 4 3/4 to 6 1/2 inches.

Many customers have requested these Jesus Sport Statues depicting children other than Caucasian and playing other sports; we have expressed these requests to manufacturers and importers. When and if other statues are available, we'll carry them.</blockquote>

Hrrm...interesting.  Well I know exactly what you're thinking, and you're right, they forgot to make a "Jesus and little boy playing Halo online" model.  Hopefully that's one they're working on.  Now you know how much I hate to get all religious, so I'll just say this -- Jesus was on my swim team in grade school and I think he may have cheated.  For one, all he ever did was run on water -- which is not technically swimming.   And secondly, it was the 10-12 age bracket and he was like 30 and had a beard.  

A couple more statues and a link to the buy page after the jump. ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/cheating_jesus_as_an_invisible.php</link>
				<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:30:49 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Master Chief Made Entirely Out Of Balloons]]></title>
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If there is one thing I hate at a birthday party it's a creepy-ass clown.  A close second are magicians.  But after magicians come<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/the_anatomy_of_a_balloon_anima.php"> balloon animal</a> makers.  And not just because the one I hired for my college graduation party got drunk and swung his little balloon covered unit around like a helicopter in front of my entire family, but that's part of it.  Well the guy shown here, known to sobbing children in the Provo, Utah area as Balloon Guy, makes some pretty serious balloon sculptures.  Seen in the photo is Master Chief, but hit the jump for a Star Wars AT-AT, Mario, a Ninja Turtle, and what may or may not be Optimus Prime.  Balloon Guy says he'll make anything "as long as it's family friendly."  BOOOO!  You're telling me you're gonna show up dressed like <em>that</em> and <em>not</em> make balloon privates?  Secretary, cancel Balloon Guy for the company picnic, we'll have to go with our backup:  pony rides and a stripper.  

Hit the jump for all the highly questionable other. ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/master_chief_made_entirely_out.php</link>
				<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:30:22 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Crazy Computer Desk Looks Like A Drum Set]]></title>
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We've already seen <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/the_walkstation_is_not_for_thi.php">all</a> sorts of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/battlerig_pro_gaming_desk_has.php">ridiculous</a> computer <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/scooter_desk_is_a_desk_with_wh.php">desks</a>  here at Geekologie, and here comes another -- the V1 (V for Vision, <em>not</em> Vagina).  It looks like the bastard child of a three-way between a car seat, computer desk, and drum set.  

<blockquote>The  V1 computer desk is dynamically designed to be the best computer desk system on Earth.  Comfort, quality, and customer satisfaction are our primary goals here.     Three years of planning and development has brought the  V1 computer gaming desk to this certain point.  It can now be yours. </blockquote>

They start at $1,700 (sans monitor and speakers) but can be customized with different options all the way up to like a billion dollars.  Maybe it's for you, but it's not for me.  That thing would take up the whole damn room.  Although now that I think about it, diamond-treaded foot rests could come in handy during a particularly volatile porn session.

Hit the jump for a few different setups and a link to the website. ]]></description>
				<link>http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/crazy_computer_desks_look_like.php</link>
				<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:30:52 -0400</pubDate>
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