Disturbing: Baby Chocolates Are Scary, Edible

Ryan, who sent this tip, wrote to let me know that Geekologie hadn't featured anything creepy in a while, and this was his suggestion. It's a baby (complete with a hose bigger than mine) made entirely of chocolate. I think the hair is a little suspect, but what do I know? I'm only Willy Wonka's ...

Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER

Now we've seen a lot of awesome freaking commercials here at Geekologie, but this one may take the cake. It's for the $600 Beamz Laser Music System (Beamz Lazer Muzic Zyztem was already taken). It's basically six lasers, and anytime you break a beam with your fingers/hands a different sound is triggered. ...

Hands on With GTA Multiplayer: City of Chaos [Impressions]

A couple of months ago, before I had a chance to play GTA4, I got into a discussion with an industry insider about Rockstar, and in particular, the Grand Theft Auto franchise. We were talking about whether the polarizing series, much beloved by gamers and reviled by non-gamers, had jumped the shark. Would ...

The Only Game I Ever Beat on the First Try [Flash Game Cookie Break]

OK, time for a flash-game cookie break! Know what I like about this one? Even though you get the joke, even though you follow the instructions, even though you do it right with complete and total hand-holding the first time ... You're still proud of yourself for figuring it out. Someone stick a walkthrough ...

World's Worst Toy

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Real Mario Is Real Creepy [Mario]

This is what happens when you take the proportions of cartoon/Nintendo Mario's face and apply real-world characteristics to it. It was created using Photoshop and a bunch of features from a bunch of real faces. It is currently creeping the shit out of me. Super Real Mario World [Pixeloo, via technabob] ...

Heavy Metal Dog

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Live Underwater: Dive Tanks Recycle Oxygen

The Poseidon Mk IV Discovery is a dive tank that recycles oxygen, so you can stay underwater long enough to fall in love with a mermaid and produce mutant children. Awesome, I know. Just don't go settling for a manatee like I did. The system works through the use of C02 scrubbers and oxygen cells ...

Ghosts I-IV by Nine Inch Nails

We love the smell of fresh MP3s in the morning. If you haven't heard, Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor has released an unexpected new album upon the world. Ghosts...Visit Uncrate for the full post.

Doomsday Seedbank Is Ready For Storage

The Svalbard Global Seed Vault in Longyearbyen, Norway is officialy open for business and ready to start collecting seeds. The vault will hold over 100 million seeds from all over the world in case the world (except Norway) explodes or is otherwise torn to shreds. The whole compound is made of fortified ...

Whiskerino just ended; my colleagues from the office completed...

Whiskerino just ended; my colleagues from the office completed four months of continuous growth. Commendable!

B-2 Stealth Bomber Crashes, I Cry

If you haven't heard the news, a B-2 Stealth Bomber crashed immediately after takeoff in Guam over the weekend. That's not it crashing in the picture. That's one with the cloud effect commonly associated with breaking the sound barrier (although this B-2 is not breaking the barrier, or as we like ...

Boys vs. Girls

An article in Thursday’s New York Times attempts to use Pew Internet and American Life Project findings to disprove the dominant opinion that male geeks rule the web. Its title: “Sorry, Boys, This is Our Domain.” A more applicable one: “Girls Keep Creating Useless Shit While Boys ...

Facebook harbinger of death #2: A piece of digital paper that...

Facebook harbinger of death #2: A piece of digital paper that costs more than a real piece of paper

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GDC08: Plenty of changes coming with Call of Duty 4 feature patch

Filed under: Sony PlayStation 3, Microsoft Xbox 360, First Person Shooters, GDC Make no mistake, Call of Duty 4 players: Infinity Ward is listening.If you need evidence, you need look no further than the slew of updates and changes that are coming to the game in the coming months, which we talked with ...

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Did You Enjoy Velociraptor Safari? [Jetpack Brontosaurus]

What a silly question. Of course you enjoyed Velociraptor Safari. You enjoyed it to bits. So you'll no doubt also enjoy Flashbang's latest project, Jetpack Brontosaurus, which is briefly described as "Splendid jetpack dreams of the Apatosaurus named Brontosaurus". No, I am not making this up. Somebody ...

Kosovo Needs A Flag, Dreamcast Logo In The Running [Dreamcast]

Remember Kosovo? Little Serbian province. NATO and Serbia had a little tussle over it in the 90s, and it's now inching nearer to full-blown independence. Which means they need a flag. An international competition to design one was held last year, in which 997 flags were submitted by people all over ...

Swimming at the edge of Victoria Falls

Victoria Falls is on the border between Zambia and Zimbabwe. It is 360 feet tall. At the top is a natural rock pool, called Devil’s Pool, where the water is relatively calm. From September to December, when the water level is low, you can swim in Devil’s Pool. The pictures are bound to make you ...