Dude Undresses Chick With Heavy Machinery

This is a video of some guy undressing a chick with a mechanical digger. I'm petitioning to make it an Olympic sport. It was apparently on some Italian variety show and at first I thought they were using a mannequin. But they're definitely not, it's a real chick (hence the lifelike picture there). ...

Steve Ballmer Gets Egged In Hungary

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer got egged in Hungary by some student during a speech at Covinus University in Budapest. I'm kind of partial to the helicockter treatment myself, but that's just personal preference. Apparently the kid stands up, screams, "Hey you, Microsoft has stolen 45 million something ...

Hardly Working: American Psychos

"You like Hardly Working videos? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste. But then this came out in 1983, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically." Uploaded Today 96 likes .

Throw in the Towel

"Kobe gives an old lady a souvenir. She'll never wash her head again..." Uploaded Today 34 likes .

Bill O'Reilly Is Angry

"I think he prefers Sting's earlier work." Uploaded Today 23 likes .

How To Traumatize Your Children

My parents didn't need a book to effectively traumatize us for life. They did a fine job on their own. Well for today's slacking parents there's How To Traumatize Your Children, a book in the Self-Hurt series (along with How To Cut Yourself). You'll learn how to: Determine your traumatizing ...

Trapped In An Elevator For 41 Hours -- With Diarrhea

"#2, please?" Uploaded Today 48 likes .

News Bloopers

Funny Accidents with Commentators - video powered by Metacafe Here are is a compilation of some really funny newscaster and weatherman bloopers. Wait until the end, you’ll love that one…I know I did. Link: Metacafe

The Real Bowser Is A Dino-Chicken [Bowser]

Real Mario was creepy. Real creepy. Also apparently a big inspiration for internet photoshoppers, because German art student Marcus Blättermann has taken Pixeloo's premise and applied it to Bowser. Who no longer looks like a bad guy. He just looks like a dinosaur. Or a chicken. Oh, and a turtle too. ...

Print Your Own Ruled Paper [Printables]

Need some lined paper for note-taking, graph paper for drawing, or bi-color paper for budgets? Printable Paper has you covered, assuming you've got access to a printer. All of the many, many templates are free and available in PDF format, and go far beyond 8.5 x 11 sheets to business cards, receipts ...

Assassin's Creed, I Can't Quit You [Oh Come On Goddammit]

You know, I don't play Assassin's Creed, I don't own a PC, don't game on PCs, but every time I watch this video I feel a mixture of amusement, sympathy and outrage. Plus I love the jolly music. I imagine it as an accompaniment to some poor bastard stepping on rakes and skateboards cleaning out his garage. ...

Get a physics lesson with this Euphoria tech demo

Filed under: PC, Sony PlayStation 3, Microsoft Xbox 360 With the upcoming release of Grand Theft Auto IV and the building anticipation for titles such as Star Wars: The Force Unleashed and Backbreaker, we're constantly asked about the Euphoria physics engine featured in said games -- and by constantly, ...

IGN: First web GTA IV review, another perfect 10

Filed under: Sony PlayStation 3, Microsoft Xbox 360, Action Is it too early to say that we're beginning to see a pattern develop here? We know that a mere handful of reviews for Rockstar's latest opus have been published, but should the current trend continue, Grand Theft Auto IV could be the subject ...

Automated Bike Storage In Japan Is Cool, Fast

This is some sort of news report about an underground automated bike storage facility in Tokyo. For a single-use fee of 100 yen (about $1) or 1,800 yen for a monthly pass, customers roll their bikes onto a platform and use a control panel to have them whisked away to a rack within the 9,400 spot facility. ...

Forget Time Travel, Now We're All Gonna Die

Remember the two Russians that were convinced the CERN Large Hadron Collider would tear a hole in the fabric time so we can all travel to the future and ride hoverboards or the past and have sex with dinosaurs? Well now there are two gentlemen fighting a legal battle in Hawaii to prevent CERN from ...

Spider-Man Tattoo Sadly Lacks Spidey-Sense

This is a wicked Spider-Man inspired tattoo that somebody got. It was made to look like the guy's skin is ripped and he's really Spider-Man underneath. There's a picture after the jump with his arms done in a similar fashion. I would have gone for the full-body suit myself, but that's because I'm ...

Full version of indie gem Noitu Love 2: Devolution now available

Filed under: PC, ActionWith a title like Noitu Love 2: Devolution, we're fully aware that it sounds like the kind of inappropriate Japanese dating sim your creepy partner in junior high computers class would oft log on to Newgrounds to play -- but we hope that its unsettling eponym doesn't scare you ...

Digital Looking Watch Is All Analog, Awesome

The Di Grisogono Meccanica DG watch looks digital, but is purely analog. Only 177 are being made, and each contains over 651 parts. The mechanically operated digital display of the second timezone shows tens of hours, single hours, tens of minutes and single minutes, all displayed by mobile ...

MonoTracer Covered Motorcycles For Sale

The MonoTracer looks like a covered motorcycle. And that's pretty much what it is. It features an aerodynamic cockpit that reduces the bike's drag, and seats two (one behind the other). It looks alright. Its 130 horsepower engine gets it going to 60 in 5.7 seconds and maxes out at 155 MPH. Now ...

RC Car Does 200+ MPH, Is Moderately Fast

This is an older video of an RC tether car doing 200+ MPH on a circular track. At first I thought the guy in the video was participating in a bat-spin race, but then I realized he was whipping the car around to get it started. Watch the video till the end to see the thing really get up to speed. ...