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NOONAN: 'It's huge'...


Ding dong the witch is dead...I hope.
Said on 1.4.2008 8:46am (10 months ago)

Crazy, Drunk Weatherman


Wow, that was amazing and pathetic. Wanted to be a stand-up comedian but no one laughed so the obvious career choice...weatherman.
Said on 1.4.2008 8:36am (10 months ago)

Deputies say teen was lookout for a North Naples burglary


The lookout was/is pretty stupid.
Said on 1.4.2008 8:29am (10 months ago)

Growing baby trend continues in the New Year


I'm happy that babies will still be growing this year.
Said on 1.2.2008 10:13pm (10 months ago)

Pair Claims Buffet Restaurant Banned Them for Hearty Eating


Can't you just picture them?
Said on 1.2.2008 6:34pm (10 months ago)

Man accused of beating young boy with belt


Idiot.
Said on 1.2.2008 6:32pm (10 months ago)

Snake Saved After Eating Golf Balls


Thank goodness they saved the snake.
Said on 1.2.2008 6:30pm (10 months ago)

Expert predicts sex with robots...


So much for blow-up dolls.
Said on 1.2.2008 6:29pm (10 months ago)

Should Clinton have skipped Iowa?...


She should skip all states.
Said on 1.2.2008 6:28pm (10 months ago)

How Circuit City Committed Suicide


I won't shop there now.
Said on 1.2.2008 6:24pm (10 months ago)

Candidates seek leverage; flood airwaves...


Thank goodness for Tivo!
Said on 12.28.2007 8:36am (11 months ago)

More Baby Boomers Head to Mountain West


Now I know where I want to live.
Said on 12.28.2007 8:27am (11 months ago)

30 SECONDS FROM DEATH


I'm surprised Musharraf is still alive.
Said on 12.28.2007 8:26am (11 months ago)

Rare 24-Cent Stamps Sells for $825,000


Wow, I didn't know that if we turned our stamps upside down they'd be so valuable.
Said on 12.28.2007 8:24am (11 months ago)

Madonna Directorial Debut at Berlin Fest


Can't wait to see it. (She said with sarcasm.)
Said on 12.28.2007 8:20am (11 months ago)

Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto assassinated


Oh boy.
Said on 12.28.2007 8:19am (11 months ago)

Report: Man Kills Wife, Puts Her Under Christmas Tree


LOL
Said on 12.28.2007 8:17am (11 months ago)

Martha Built Nativity Scene in Prison


Wow! I'm completely amazed by Martha Stewart. Look at the December 25th video on her site: marthastewart.com/themarthastewart-show and look at the nativity scene she made. Incredible!
Said on 12.26.2007 9:25am (11 months ago)

Police: Don't make yourself a target for thieves


For example, if you have the box for a new HD TV sitting at the end of your driveway, it just lets potential thieves know what is inside your home.
Said on 12.26.2007 9:10am (11 months ago)

In-flight online access coming


Now, that, would be better than TV.
Said on 12.26.2007 9:05am (11 months ago)
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