Museum offered head for shrinking

"Museum offered head for shrinking" I want to donate my head too!

Web party family 'may move'

Girl advertises party on MySpace, damages of £20,000 done to the house. This is sad and hilarious!

Homemade mini-bike

I wish I had time and skills to build a minibike. This looks like a deathtrap, but would probably make dying fun.

Alanis' My Humps

I would like to mark this as a non-favorite. So much potential, but so little funny.

Say goodbye to the Bank of Mom and Dad

"Say goodbye to the Bank of Mom and Dad" This article really pisses me off. Not once in the article do they talk about telling the kids to get a job! These will definitely be the kids going to college and getting credit cards, falling into debt and then crying to mommy and daddy. Fucking A!

Clothing for the Tech Obsessed

"Clothing for the Tech Obsessed" Either I'm not obsessed enough, or this is just stoopid?

Panda Poop Postcards

Smells like sweet sweet bamboo!

Brawl halts team sports in Greece

Who knew women's volleyball could incite mass violence in Greece?

Scientists make 'healthy' pizzas

"Scientists make 'healthy' pizzas" Bill you have been telling me for years how good pizza is for you. These scientists must be bored as hell or stoned to be scientifically engineering pizza dough to have more antioxidents!

Microwave plan for colossal squid

"Microwave plan for colossal squid" "calamari rings made from it would be like tractor tyres"

How Many Pushups Can You Do?

This six year old kid did 10,000 push-ups in 200 minutes!!!

Brief halt for Indonesia mud flow

"Brief halt for Indonesia mud flow" This is the mud flow they were dropping big concrete balls into. The ball dropping seems to be working, which is pretty cool.

GM mosquito 'could fight malaria'

Great a mosquitoe that is stronger and more likely to survive than normal mosquitoes! Yes, now it doesn't have malaria, but what disease will it start spreading? I know about the whole circle of life thing, but can't we just kill all the mosquitoes and put some sort of other genetically enhanced non-biting-my-ass bug in its place?

The Human Hamsterball

The human hamsterball is a great way to keep kids locked up without having to be incarcerated yourself!

NBA bans star for anti-gay remarks

"NBA bans star for anti-gay remarks." They should ban him for life for thinking that he can say shit like that and not have to worry about it. I think that maybe he is gay.

'Bionic' eye implants look ahead

Bionic eye gives sight to the blind. We are on our way to becoming total cyborgs!

Britain ranked worst for childhood

"Britain ranked worst for childhood" is the headline, but they show the list and the U.S. is ranked only one spot above Britain. However other than showing the stats they don't mention this in the article.

Brain scan 'can read your mind'

Creepy but could be cool.

Wrong Bus = Lost for 25 years

Isn't there a bus map or something. This is so ridiculous.

Recycling Conundrum

Recycling Conundrum. Reduce and Reuse are better than recycle. "For every tonne of aluminum we recycle, for example, we generate six tonnes of carbon dioxide."