Hardware on the Cheap

Office Depot got a 19" Widescreen LCD Monitor for $159 - and you don't gotta send rebates out to nobody, nigga. This is a time sensitive sale that ends on 11/4/2006.It's got that DVI and built-in speakers suitable for white motherfucker use, but they ain't shit compared to what the fuck I got bumping ...

Change the Color, Cure the Germ

Now that they tryna cure that AIDS with some bitch-made ass red nanos, here's a special motherfucking iPod you ain't never gone see:If you cop that imaginary non-existant shit-brown iPod nono, we gone donate $10 dollars to find a motherfucking cure for mud butt.

[Video] Orchestra Cell Phone

Added: 2007-07-14 22:09:48 Someone answers a call during an orchestra, and the violinists have a unique way to tell him he is being an asshat.

Nimbus 20-inch Ultimate Wheel

Nimbus has put together the ultimate minimalist unicycle which they're calling the Ultimate Wheel. It's basically a 20 inch wheel with pedals attached. And that's it. The only way you could simplify a unicycle any more would be to remove the pedals and just have a wheel. Which is what I ride around ...

Musipen MP3 Player

Chris Williams has put together a unique concept design for an MP3 player which is controlled by twisting and sliding the edge of the player. The Musipen (music and pen, get it?) moves away from current players and offers up an original but still highly usable interface. Although not nearly as original ...

1993 Lincoln Mark VIII Rolling Door Concept Car

The 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII Rolling Door Concept Car was designed back in 1993 but never made it to the market because, well, it's ridiculous. Basically instead of opening, the door just disappears into the car. There's an eBay sale of it going on (right now at $19,000) and according to their description: "Lincoln ...

Runaway Wrecking Ball

A 1,500 pound wrecking ball broke loose and ran out of control down a hill for nearly a mile before plowing into things and ending up in the trunk of a student's car. ?The cable just snapped,? Meadville police officer Brian Joseph said. ?It just so happened that it snapped at a point and time when ...

How to hand somebody a business card

Want to look like a douchebag when handing somebody your business card? Here's a video tutorial.

Phonofone Earphone Amplification Device

The Phonofone is an audio amplification device which will play back music from earphones. You simply place earphones on it and it uses the properties of horn acoustics to play it back up to 55 decibles. Through passive amplification alone, These unique pieces instantly transform any personal music ...

Philippe Starck's Veiled Watch

Designer Philippe Starck put together the Veiled Watch which hides the face behind a specially electroplated crystal to mimic the breaks in the bracelet. The design creates the effect that the watch is just a continuous metal band. You can the watch for $150 off Fossil which they describe as: The ...

Perl Scripting With Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition

Windows Vista's Speech Recognition is almost too good. I'm not even sure why we still have keyboards. NOTE: I can't tell if this is real. I know Vista's Speech Recognition isn't super amazing, but this is ridiculous. Ridiculously funny that is.

Darth Vader Supreme Edition Costume

If you've got $850 to spare, you can get this Darth Vader Supreme Edition Costume which was actually made using the original Darth Vader molds. Pretty much everything is included, including all the body parts, the helmet, and even a breathing sound device. Although I can't tell if this is supposed ...

Oregon Trail Trivia

The always neat mental_floss blog has an article on everything you’d want to know about the Oregon Trail [wiki]: 1. Awesome hairstyles were par for the course. The photos (well, daguerreotypes) in many exhibits showed dudes with out-of-control hairstyles. See the image at right for some examples ...

Pixel Mario cake made from cupcake squares

This is a Mario pixel cake made from little cupcake squares. It was for some guy's wedding, which I can't decide is either the coolest wedding cake ever or the worst. No, the worst would definitely be the one I baked out of used condoms. Everybody kept telling me it was a bad idea, but I just didn't ...

Avatar Machine

Avatar Machine is a custom rig designed so the wearer can see themselves in the third person, as if they were playing an online game. The virtual communities created by online games have provided us with a new medium for social interaction and communication. Avatar Machine is a system which replicates ...

Sideways Bike

Inventor Michael Killian has designed the Sideways Bike, which is exactly what it sounds like: a bike you ride sideways. The Sideways Bike uses Front to Back balance rather than the traditional Left to Right balance used in regular bikes, creating the sensation of surfing down the road. Sort of like ...

Girl knits herself a Ferrari

Art graduate Lauren Porter knitted herself a Ferrari for her honors degree at Bath Spa University. Ananova reports: The classic red bodywork consists of 250 squares of garter stitch made by Lauren and 20 family members and friends. The windows are V-shaped stocking stitch, while the details are crochet ...

Man gets egg legs

Doctors at the China Rehabilitation Research Centre in Beijing have developed an egg cup-like casing for a miracle survivor who was cut in half in a freak accident back in 1995. It took 20 doctors to save his life and nobody thought he'd be able to do anything again, but when doctors at the China Rehabilitation ...

Handsoap

Is your regular hand soap just not creepy enough? Then get a bag of Handsoap, which is hand soap shaped into little baby hands. Each 'hand' is hand made out of goat?s milk glycerin and has a light scent. You can get a bag for $12 but, I mean, why?

Bridge

From the London Design Festival 2006: Bridge, by Michael Cross, is a series of steps that rise out of the water as you walk across them, as if walking on water. On entering the exhibition the visitor is met by an empty expanse of water with one step at its edge: stepping on to it forces it... You ...